Christmas Tree Decoration

So my house is ready for Christmas, except for the tree. The fakey is up in the living room, but hasn't been "fluffed" and decorated yet... I'm too busy and lacking the motivation. Kitty doesn't mind though. I just got back from a milk run to Walmart and here's what I found when I got home. It reminds me of a "Wee Care" song/chant about apples in a tree. Here's my modified version of it... Way up in the Christmas Tree; two little eyes peered at me. I squirted that cat as fast as I could; down came that cat.. why can't she be good?